paradais boi

felipe. ugh. v gay. dead since '00. garçon since garden. bitch. lying. 2 edgy 4 u. 17 // nothing in this blog really makes sense // i don't know if i have already given up or i am in the process of it


labellabrianna:

majestic-gee-melanin:

theambassadorposts:

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Originally posted by iconicklaine

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😭😭😭

(via alolan-seel)


futuresideboobs:

slagnarok:

He literally whipped his dick out and busted a nut I’m done.

BUST A NUT

(via humorrelated)


oh-little-owl:

whos-she-gonna-call:

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Cards Against Humanity is hiring new writers and folks…………….. I’ve waited my entire life for this

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Hire this person

(Source: she-is-the-doctor, via only1600kids)


silentbutlively:

mediokurrr:

sivargagger:

ridiculous-tiger:

we all really need to talk about the sound Victreebel makes in the anime

It’s the sound gays make when they greet each other

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Oh good god

(via javiouslygay)


wonderful-disney-recpies:

benepla-deactivated20180521:

please let me out

sorry i have a boyfriend

wonderful-disney-recpies:

benepla:

i’m trapped in your attic

listen im not intrested


sirfrogsworth:

(Sound is very much required on this one.)

Sometimes food is so darn tasty you gotta sing its praises.

AWOOOOO! 

ʷᵒᵒ

(via ravengardart)


fumbling-towards-ecstasy001:

warpedrhythm:

monkeysaysficus:

acciowine:

spjcegirls:

petboyfriend:

What is gay privilege?

better sex

No accidental kids.

Date someone your size and double your wardrobe.

Being able to listen to really good music together because of automatic good taste.

Not being straight.

(Source: hotlinetwink, via ivehadit-officially)


dorkynanni:

Wholesome content

Soviet Womble
Original Video

(via notlostonanadventure)


glitter-pear:
“ curiousobsession101:
“ the-spooky-birdy:
“ liberscaryrynn:
“ superbuzzwheeze-unsolved:
“ vrabia:
“ ayniasaubade:
“ philosophy-and-coffee:
“ the-multiverse:
“ iliveforthefantasy:
“ panda2296:
“ musingsofaramblerrr:
“ Hello? Little... glitter-pear:
“ curiousobsession101:
“ the-spooky-birdy:
“ liberscaryrynn:
“ superbuzzwheeze-unsolved:
“ vrabia:
“ ayniasaubade:
“ philosophy-and-coffee:
“ the-multiverse:
“ iliveforthefantasy:
“ panda2296:
“ musingsofaramblerrr:
“ Hello? Little...

glitter-pear:

curiousobsession101:

the-spooky-birdy:

liberscaryrynn:

superbuzzwheeze-unsolved:

vrabia:

ayniasaubade:

philosophy-and-coffee:

the-multiverse:

iliveforthefantasy:

panda2296:

musingsofaramblerrr:

Hello? Little human? Okay I kiss you now.

Fun fact: the cat is checking the baby’s mouth to see if it is still breathing. Were it not breathing, the cat would commence to eat it.

FUN FACT

Omfg

That’s just blatantly untrue. While cats have been known to eat human corpses, it’s generally only when they’re starving and have no other food source.
Seriously, quit demonizing cats.

Nose touches (as you see here) are a cats way of saying hello. It’s a friendly greeting. It’s NOT checking for breath.

Laying on a human (as you see here) is literally cat cuddling. Thats it.

We have literal records of cats going out of their way to save the lives of children from various dangers, from fires, to dog attacks, to choking to death. Its very easy to look up.

The only cases of cats eating their humans, have always been when their human died and it has been several days without the body being found. Amazingly this tends to line up with the cat not being fed and therefore STARVING.

It’s also a common thing among most pet animals too? Like sorry, your dog will do it too. Hell, ever heard of the the Donner Party? Humans aren’t exempt. When faced with survival, you try and survive.

STOP DEMONIZING CATS FOR BEING ANIMALS.

(And I mean, all it takes is a quick google search to figure this out, but no lets spread misinformation about innocent animals?)

If you actually truly believe cats are out to get you, and are cold and not affectionate, or whatever else people use to justify demonizing cats… You need to actually look up cat behavior. Your cat who ‘ignores’ you? More often than not is just respecting your space. Your cat who lashes out? Probably not feeling safe in their environment. Your cat brings you gross things? Trying to look after you.

Cats aren’t dogs. They have a set way of communication, and while they can learn dofferent expressions of affection, it will always be less evident than with dogs (who are particularily malleable to human behavior.) This doesn’t mean they are any less loving or capable of bonds.

All it takes is a quick google search to figure out why your cat does what they do. And literally, no cat intrinsically wants to eat babies.

are you kidding me, cats are super protective of small children. they’ve been known to attack dogs, snakes, alligators and grown-ass men if they thought a child was in danger. a stray cat in russia saved an abandoned baby from hypothermia by cuddling him, alerted people to his presence and tried following the freaking ambulance that took him to the hospital. they are very sweet and patient with babies and there are tons of adorable videos out there to prove it.

IF I EVER HEAR ANYONE TALKING SHIT ABOUT KITTIES I SWEAR

“cats are not dogs”

And there’s the rub. People have issues with cats because they’re mad they don’t act like dogs. They are a different animal and they relate and communicate differently. That doesn’t make them worse pets or evil or something.

^^^

Cats are good and pure creatures, dammit

Actually true fun fact! Cats who live with humans see those humans as colonymates! Cat colonies communally raise kittens. So if a cat’s human has a baby, the cat considers themself an automatic co-parent. So as far as that cat is concerned, that baby is its baby too. That cat is cuddling with and doting on its kitten.

Oh my god, that last fact is so fucking cute

(Source: catleecious, via notlostonanadventure)


lots-of-regret:

aiiiiiirrr:

trapcard:

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IM SCREAMAIAUAAHABA

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she’s not playing at ALL

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(via mens-rights-activia)


(Source: xiongpian, via mattincanada)


Faig Ahmed’s Glitch Rugs

thebeardyme:

scavengedluxury:

dabblingindissent:

communedesign:

By rearticulating traditional Azerbaijani rug design, Faig Ahmed creates sculptural textiles that look like digital glitches, patterns flatlining halfway through a tapestry or gradually morphing into a digital mosaic. 

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@llonelyrollingstarr

Rug.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close.

<3

(via theholleywoodsigns)


deathclawboyfriend:
“ nikocat:
“my furry ass when the werewolf pulls out his knot
” ” deathclawboyfriend:
“ nikocat:
“my furry ass when the werewolf pulls out his knot
” ”

deathclawboyfriend:

nikocat:

my furry ass when the werewolf pulls out his knot

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(Source: contac, via alexander)


blissarcheopteryx:

tracingrainbows:

pure-ification:

Jenna making everyone feel like they have a low IQ

Just a reminder that even though she makes silly videos on YouTube, this girl also has a masters degree from a top rate university.

I love her too because this is also Jenna:

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Originally posted by scifiphan

(via queer-hermit)


starlight-lilith:

hooligan-nova:

letshearitforthisclown:

shotgundickhole:

letshearitforthisclown:

*young republican voice* i don’t see why my rich, rich, rich rich rich, rich rich rich rich, so fucking rich, father should have to pay for poorer boys school lunches. he could spend that money on a racism machine

Racism machine…
You mean a brain?

this is what the right deems as a comeback

Has a self-burn ever been so devastating?

op: right wing people are mean and racist
right-winger, attempting a comeback: Oh yeah? Well, I’m racist

(Source: graynard, via zachofalltrade)